anecdotes and scrap

many email and orkut posts make rounds saying "forward this to seven people or u will be doomed "and such similar things.and the best part is the so-called computer literate and educated people actually believe in such stuff.i actually wonder is our government has taken notice of this.just imagine what would their email be like


dear user,
i am dianna(this is for the foolish orkut users,grow up),speaking from the government of maharastra.as you know the government has a large deficit to fill which is about 27000 crores.in view of this we have make a tie up with gmail,msn,rediff and other important email providers that for every forward you send they will give us 0.123 rs(exclusive of VAT).we are of great need of money as the chief minister's nephew's third cousins wedding is happening and so all our funds are being utilised in that procedure.
also"jai bhumbhum bhole".if you send it to 689.32(taxes included)people within 34 min,your will receive blessings from the pundit presiding in the wedding.if you don't forward and delete this message,you are doomed for the rest of your life.
special attention:
1.sc,st,o.b.c,have special concessions.they will get 5 more blessings and their forwards will be accepted separately without vat.
2.all those belonging to vt,nt etc. will have the concession of not being doomed for the rest of the life.
3.person doing the most forwards will get the ice cream served in the wedding(tutti fruity or malai pista).
4.all forwards are a property of the goverment and all disputes regarding it will be done in the jurisdiction of maharastra state.
5.forward kar varna thok dalunga.












in America,almost 40 percent of the students suffer from dyslexia ,according to recent reports.i fail to get the logic_40%??are you serious?are the dyslexia genes punjabi that they have the desire of going to america as soon as they are formed.i think there if i child doesnt perform well in studies he is suffering from dyslexia.its a cool word you see.we in india call the child is dumb or stupid or dunce.in america they say the child has dyslexia.if a child is weak in studies...u know what he suffers from dyslexia.its so popular that after some years ,there will be a new diesease."news flash-new survey says about 10 % of our population have the fast learning diesease"people who learn fast will undergo psycological treatment to 'slow' themselves down.you cant say anything after all its america,anything can happen.